dillon

Tonight!

2009-12-12T10:20:32Z

With:

DJ Detra
Madmaxx

Special Guest DJ: Ken Gerhard (Bozo Porno Circus)

Plus new music from:

Rotersand
Assemblage 23
Nitzer Ebb
Grendel
Patenbrigade: Wolff

the post five months in the making......(drum roll)

2009-08-28T06:46:05Z

mahhh...

why must computies alltheways tells me hows two spell??? ...nahhh!!!... thay dohn own me!

here..

i just html'd dat ass...hood style...

off to Austin

2009-03-07T17:27:47Z

TONIGHT!!!!!

riffing on:

Cinematic Titanic is the new movie riffing show from the creator and original cast of Mystery Science Theatre 3000, live on-stage! Like MST3K, the show was created by Joel Hodgson and features the same team that first brought the award winning cult-classic series to life: Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Frank Conniff, and Mary Jo Pehl. Cinematic Titanic continues the tradition of riffing on ‘the unfathomable’, ‘the horribly great’, and the just plain ‘cheesy’ movies from the past.

Just announced - riffing the movie "The Dynamite Brothers." Check it out on IMDb.

“Consistently and unfailingly funny!” - Tom Shales, Washington Post

“The original MST3K gang doing what they do best - verbally ripping apart films that never should have been made in the first place!” - Time Out Chicago

more info here

it's going to be a fun night!

Coldcut still rocks!

2008-10-28T05:58:24Z

Revolution '08...

reminds me of EBN...

and don't forget this one...

and this one was an old Coldcut favorite of mine...

you'll understand if you watch the Colbert report...heh

2008-03-17T03:43:23Z

Meat Beat Manifesto news... Metropolis??? really???

2008-02-15T05:05:48Z

2008 Tour Dates
04/09/08 Neumos-Seattle, WA
04/10/08 Berbati's Pan-Portland, OR
04/11/08 Slim's-San Francisco, CA
04/12/08 El Rey Theatre-Los Angeles, CA
04/13/08 Canes Bar & Grill-San Diego, CA
04/19/08 The Abbey-Chicago, IL
04/21/08 Grog Shop-Cleveland Heights, OH
04/24/08 Middle East Downstairs-Cambridge, MA
04/26/08 Highline Ballroom-New York, NY
04/27/08 The Rock and Roll Hotel-Washington, DC
04/28/08 Cat's Cradle-Carrboro, NC
05/02/08 Warehouse Live-Houston, TX
05/04/08 Granada Theater-Dallas, TX

NEW ALBUM NEWS

The new Meat Beat Manifesto album “Automimmune” will be released in the US & Canada by Metropolis Records on April 8 and in Europe by Planet Mu on April 7. Planet Mu will also release the album on LP. Rich Borge is back doing the artwork on this one.

The album release will be preceded in early March by the release of a digital single featuring one album track and three remixes by Jack, which Planet Mu will also release on a vinyl 12”.

To cap things off we are in the planning stages for a US & Canada tour to run from mid-April to mid-May with European dates to follow immediately thereafter.

I heard an Austin date is in the works... hopefully...

Cinematic Titanic 1st release now available

2007-12-24T01:05:46Z

more info @:
http://cinematictitanic.com/

Bahhahahah!!!!!

2007-12-05T02:37:49Z

coming December 10th...

complete with the 70's commercials

watching the special now... it's horrible... heheh
Chewy has a son named "Lumpy"???? ha!

WHY???

2007-11-18T19:52:17Z

ok, well, i don't know...
it's just random....

finally got a picture of this (7 months later)...

penguin-dust painted this for my birthday...
it's so awesome!!!

and...uhhh...i don't know about this...

while i'm on the subject...

2007-11-08T04:15:09Z

"... but just after Jim Mallon (the man who owns all things MST3K) announced that he would be bringing back Tom Servo, Crow and Gypsy in animated Flash shorts on the web along with Paul Chaplin (a writer from the original MST3K), Joel Hodgson, the series creator, has announced that he will be launching a new venture called Cinematic Titanic. It will feature horrible movies riffed by the original cast of MST3K, including Josh Weinstein (the original Tom Servo), Trace Beaulieu (the original Crow), Frank Conniff (TV's Frank), Mary Jo Pehl (Pearl Forrester) and, of course, Joel himself. They've already got the rights to 12 movies, and will be releasing one a month starting in December for DVD purchase or download."

I always liked Joel better...

we shall see...

no sir... i don't like it

2007-11-08T02:08:33Z

i'm a huge fan of the original series and all but this seems wrong

TONIGHT!!!

2007-10-28T00:29:34Z

Bella Morte

2007-10-06T15:10:21Z

really?
it's been such a long time. should be tons of fun...
go!

Assemblage 23

2007-09-18T05:16:55Z

THIS WEDNESDAY!!!!

this looks so awesome!!!

2007-09-17T06:29:22Z

i wish i could go to it...

in my opinion....

2007-07-25T04:58:55Z

this is the only way this movie should ever be seen... heh

coming July 31

RiffTrax, the brainchild of Mystery Science Theater 3000's Mike Nelson, has released 37 downloadable commentaries over the last year. 300 will mark the start of the second "season" of RiffTrax.

I've seen all but one, Glitter (if I see it used somewhere then I'll pick it up but I just can't bring myself to add another copy of this movie into circulation)... they haven't all been winners but the majority of them are really funny and reflect my sentiment on the current state of the turds of the cinematic world.

Don't buy the last Harry Potter. It sucks... this is the end... heh

2007-07-20T06:11:52Z

... as his eyes slowly opened, Harry looked around, confused and disoriented. "What the fuck happened?" he mused for several minutes... "Who is this toothless whore lying next to me?", he ponder as he stood up from his make-shift bed that was really just trash bags filled with styrofoam peanuts... Looking around, Harry spotted solace, a bottle of $5 whiskey with two swallows left. As he reached for his lifeline, Harry felt an unimaginable pain emanating from his midsection, as if a thousand dull and rusty nail files pierced his leathery "harry" body. Harry slurped the whiskey dry, sucking on the bottle, like a starving baby at the teat, wanting and longing for that one last drop. Not satisfied, Harry threw the bottle at the whore's head. "Wake up, you cunt!" he proclaimed as the bottle hit her sagging, scarred chin. Her scar (as well as her toothlessness), ironically, was caused by a similar incident with another john 5 years ago that also liked to roleplay as a boy wizard. Her fear set in...
Harry slurred "you better not be here when I get bahck.."
Harry stormed out of his studio apartment stumbling down 4 flights of stairs on a mission. "A mission?" he thought to himself "NO! A quest..." Yes, a quest for the perfect buzz. The buzz that makes reality disappear and won't get him arrested every time he waves his "wand" in public.
Somehow Harry makes his way to the local pub, Dumbledore. "What the fuck is a Dumbledork?" Harry questioned for the hundredth time as he burst into the doors. In a uniquely Cheersian moment the bar staff and two patrons proclaimed "HARRY!!!"...
Harry mustered up the mental capacity to utter, in an almost incomprehensible inebriated way, "It... was... all... just a..." Then, Harry let out a mighty, magical.. nay, mythical belch and fell to the floor, his "wand" in hand, with great fanfare... The bar staff stood motionless and watched in bemusement. The patrons silent as Harry, with his liver crying in anguish, gasped his last word....

"Rosebud..."

Harry collapsed never to return to this world....
All is well.

point of view of Helen Keller

2007-06-22T05:31:53Z

sorry

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S THIS FRIDAY!!!!!

2007-06-11T08:52:25Z

going through my closet i stumbled across this...

2007-06-03T01:56:39Z

sadly it's not working

my brother and i spent hours on this thing...
and yes, i had the light pen and 3d head set....the rollercoaster game was wierd. i seem to remember an angry seagull crapping on your head... could just be the booze... heh

psyche0ut @ 2007-04-22T13:38:00

2007-04-22T18:41:40Z

Hi! My name is Dilly and I didn't log out of livejournal. I'm special... :o)

hadn't seen these in a while...

2007-03-27T04:29:47Z

I've been looking for this...

2007-03-20T05:07:06Z

but nobody around town seems to have it...

has anybody seen it?

WOW... this is awesome...

2007-03-08T02:22:44Z

BILK!

2007-02-28T07:18:48Z

Milk Beer!!!

NAKASHIBETSU, Hokkaido — A brewery here has succeeded in producing a low-malt beer with milk, after the drink was suggested as a product that would help use up surplus milk.

The drink, called “Bilk” will go on sale on Feb. 1. It reportedly has a fruity flavor that its brewers hope will be popular among women.

The idea for the drink was conceived after dairy firms threw out a huge amount of surplus milk in March last year. The son of the manager of a liquor store in Nakashibetsu, whose main industry is dairy farming, suggested the idea of producing the milk beer to local brewery Abashiri Beer.

[…]

Since one-third of the drink is milk, the drink has been viewed as a good way to use up milk in the town. The drink got the thumbs-up from 30-year-old resident Kaori Takahashi, who took part in a tasting session.

“It’s got a fruity taste, so it will probably go well with sweets as well,” she said.

Each 330 ml bottle costs 380 yen. For the time being sales will be restricted to Nakashibetsu, with six liquor stores selling the drink.

sounds gross.... but yet... oddly.... enticing???